I would buy this table and put it under bullet-proof glass for safe keeping. That way, no crazy nut (like the woman who threw a mug at the Mona Lisa - how do you get a mug into the Louvre anyway?) can deface my expensive property. Excuse me, my personal Mona Lisa. If there's an ambitious DIYer out there, please crochet one and epoxy the hell out of it for me!