Just an aside, but since I treated myself to these jeans, I've been hunting for shoes that are impossibly tall. You know, the kind that makes your dad say, "why are you walking all funny?" or make your significant other bark, "wait, wait, let me help you to the car." Can you tell that I have a love/hate relationship with heels and wedges? Now, I really want these. Time to see if I really can break my ankle!